Thanksgiving Leftovers, EDT and Testing

I hope everyone enjoyed Thanksgiving.  I know I certainly did.  Two full plates of food, two pieces of pie, some scotch and beer.   Only gained 2.6 lbs that day.  Usually Thursday is a day off for me, but knowing I wasn’t going to get cheated with the fork and knife, I did a workout that would really rev up the metabolism.  Geoff Neupert had this workout where you do 5 rounds of long cycle clean and jerks with double kettlebells with 2:00 rest between rounds.  My lightest double sets are 55 lbs.  I performed 3 sets of 10 and 2 sets of 7.  Long cycle means re-cleaning after each rep.  The jerk is similar to a push press except you bend on the balls of your feet and dip under the bells at the end.  It’s a great exercise for your upper back and shoulders.  The timing takes practice.  I don’t quite have it down yet, but it’s getting better.  Two of my goals next year are to perfect the form on the clean and jerk and finally be able to double snatch the 55′s.  This is the only exercise that continues to evade me.  I just haven’t found the groove  yet.

After the clean and jerks, I jumped rope for about 17 minutes, resting :30-45 seconds in between rounds.  FInally, I did a Tabata Protocol with goblet squats using a 28 kg kettlebell.  8 rounds of 8 reps with 10 seconds rest in between  My legs had the shakes when I was done.

Yesterday I finished my fourth and final week of Escalation Density Training or EDT.  Originated by strength coach Charles Staley, the goal is to take two antagonistic exercises with a  weight you can handle for 8-10 reps and do sets of 3-4 with limited rest.  You alternate exercises for a set time period, either 15 or 20 minutes.  After you rest five minutes, take two more exercises and do the same thing for 15 minutes.  The next time you do the workout, you need to do at least one more rep in the time period than you did last time.  For example, if you did 40 double squats, next time you need to do at least 41.  You can split the workout up by doing upper body one day and lower body the next, or do total body.  I chose the latter.  I used 70 lb. kettlebells.  For workout 1, the exercises I chose were Double Military Press alternated with Double Rows for 20 minutes,  Double Squats and Double Swings Outside the Knees for 15 minutes, and I finished with 2 sets of Double Windmills.  For workout 2, I chose Double Floor Press alternated with Pullups for 20 minutes. Double Reverse Lunge and One Hand Snatch for 15 minutes.  I finished with Turkish Getups.

There is a lot to love about EDT.  First, you know exactly how long the workout is going to take, and the number of reps you need to do.  Second, it’s great for conditioning, particularly when you do legs.  Third if you’re using the right weight, you are setting personal records each time.  From a mental standpoint, it’s rewarding.  You feel like you’re making gains.  Fourth, it puts on size and strength.   I’ve done this program for 20 weeks over the past 14 months.  It works really well.  Fifth, you can use barbells, dumbbells or kettlebells.  My brother is on it right now and loves it.  “I can see myself doing this workout for a while…”  he said. and he’s not using kettlebells.  The best was when he asked me about what to do for cardio.  I told him to do legs and get back to me.   15 minutes doesn’t seem that long until you are on your 6th or 7th set of squats and swings and are trying to catch your breath.   Because you need to set personal records each workout, it gets pretty difficult especially in weeks 3 and 4.  You need the time to recover.  You can’t work out 5-6 days a week with this protocol.  3 days works best for me and I played indoor soccer one other day.  Four days works if you do upper body and lower body splits.

I last did EDT in April and used double 70′s  Looking back at my journal,  during the last session of double military press,  I squeezed out 30 reps in 20 minutes.  I remember that workout because I was doing a lot of reps of 1.  I had received my second 70 lb kettlebell last Christmas and my max rep set was 3.  This time around, on my first 20 minute EDT workout, I did 16 sets of 2 in 20 minutes for 32 reps!  The third workout I did 8 triples, (8 x 3) before I reduced the reps to 2.  The second to last workout I did 39 reps, which is a 30% increase from 7 months ago.  I did 19 sets of 2 and 1 set of 1 in 20 minutes.  My other exercises went up as well.  I did 76 double rows in 20 minutes.  45 double squats, 63 double swings outside the knees in 15 minutes.  On workout 2 I finished with 70 floor presses and 44 pullups in 20 minutes and 28 lunges and 32 snatches in 15 minutes.  I had to switch out the double lunges in week 4 with goblet squats.  The tendonitis in my right knee started barking doing lunges.  So I did goblet squats with an 88 and did 32 reps yesterday.

Today, I decided to test out my max reps for double military press.  I was able to squeeze out five military presses, cleaning the bells only once.  Never have done it before, and honestly had never tried.  Then I took the 70 and snatched it 10 times with each hand with good form.  I still had some left in the tank when I put the bell down.   I’m going to take the whole next week off and step away form the kettlebells. Why?  To recharge the battery.  By the end of next week, I’ll be chomping at the bit to get back at it.  Mentally and physically, I’m feeling a little beaten up.   My exercise for the week will be the soccer game on Thursday.

I highly recommend EDT for all types of weightlifting.  In 150 minutes of gym time in a week, you’ll be bigger, stronger and in better condition.

8 Days Until The Beginning of Fat Season

The average American gains somewhere  between 5-7 lbs. between Thanksgiving and New Years.  There are feasts, family gatherings, Christmas parties, cookies, and free flowing alcohol all around.  It’s a great time of year to celebrate and get together with relatives, friends and people you don’t see as often as you wish.   Every year there are newspaper articles, TV reports about Thanksgiving.  “Eat in moderation, practice portion control, don’t use gravy, load up on vegetables.”  Saying the same thing over and over.  Here’s my advice.  EAT WHATEVER AND AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!  No one has ever gained 5-10 lbs from one big day of eating.  Yes the scale might say different, but it’s mostly water and will come off in a day or two.  A lot of dieticians recommend cheat days.  Have Thanksgiving be your cheat day and enjoy being a glutton.  Eat, Drink and Be Merry!

Now that being said, there should be a price to pay.  For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Plus/Minus, Yin/Yang, etc.  There are 8 full days until Thanksgiving.  If one can maintain their weight through New Years’, mission accomplished.  Here’s my advice.  For the next 8 full days, keep your diet clean.  You’ll come into Thanksgiving thinner and believe it or not, with a smaller stomach, you probably won’t have to eat as much to get full.  Now what do I mean by a clean diet?  Simple.  Fast two times for 24 hours.  That means skip four meals.  I’m going to skip Saturday, and next Tuesday.   Is it hard?  It’s not easy, but it’s a state of mind.   Stay as busy as possible to keep your mind off food.  Your stomach will feel empty, but you will have a lot more energy.  Drink a lot of water that day.  At least 100 oz.   It will get  your liver to fire up your metabolism, wash the toxins out, increase your growth hormone and increase your insulin sensitivity which will help you from gaining fat.  Second, avoid bread, pasta, cereal, bagels, chips, sugar  anything white and carbohydrate related.  Keep your intake of carbohydrates between 100-120 g a day.  Eat sweet potato, brown rice, a small white potato, fruit.  If it’s wheat or enriched white flour, avoid it.  If you insist on drinking, stay away from beer for 8 days or until Wednesday night, which when I was younger, was one of the great nights of the year to go out.   When you have carbs, limit them after 3 PM.

So what can you eat?  Red meat, chicken, hamburger, fish (not me, allergic since 1992), eggs, cheese, yogurt, cottage cheese and all the vegetables you want.   Stick to 2-3 meals with a snack on your eating days.  For a snack or for portion control, eat almonds or walnuts.  A handful of almonds or walnuts before dinner, will definitely cure your hunger.  Slow down when you eat.  It takes 20 minutes for your brain to receive the signal that it’s full.  Put the fork down between bites, don’t shovel.    Plan your fast, get psyched up for it.  Google intermittent fasting and read about the good you are doing for your body by resetting it.  You will not lose muscle.  It takes 72 straight hours of fasting before this occurs.  Dieting is like doing sales calls.  It’s easier to continue than to stop and start-up again, meaning day 3 and 4 are easier than continuously being on day 1.  Another tip, write down everything you eat and review.  Writing it down holds you accountable.  Write down how you want to look.  What weight you want to be, whatever your fitness goals are.  Then when you review your food journal, did what you ingest coincide with your goals?   You’re more likely to think practically than emotionally.   By the way, if you’re not keeping a workout journal, you’re making a huge error.  You can do it on-line or in a steno notebook.  If you run a business you keep a record of how you’re doing.  Same with your workouts.  I’m doing Escalated Density Training now and have been not only able to figure out how many reps I need to do each session, I can look back 8 months ago and see the improvement.

After Thanksgiving, enjoy yourself, but for the majority of the time practice the good habits.  Fast at least 1 day a week.  Monday is usually a great day after a long weekend.  If you want to do it two days, then pick Thursday as well so you go into the weekend feeling well.  Again, just keep the carbohydrates lower most of the time.  I’m not saying completely cut it out, ala Atkins, I’m saying be cognizant of trying to lower your carbohydrate intake.

Finally, workout 3-5 days a week.  And I don’t mean jogging, or doing the elliptical.  I mean fat burning sweat workouts.  Using weights, kettlebells, jumping rope or even playing ball.  Currently I’m doing kettlebells 3 days a week and playing indoor soccer once a week.  The three days I workout, I’m hitting it hard.  You have to earn your days off.    Do total body workouts.  Monday will not be National Bench Press/Big Back Day, Tuesday won’t be Guns Day and Wednesday won’t be Legs/Cows day.  etc.

If you have kettlebells here are some ideas of things you can do.

CIRCUIT TRAINING:  The beauty of the kettlebell is you can transition easily from one exercise to another.  You can go from swings to squats to clean and press to rows as efficiently as possible without putting the bell down.   You can set a timer for 20 -30 minutes and do as many rounds as you can or set the number of rounds at the beginning.

For example: Do as a circuit  10  2 hand swings, 5 Goblet Squats, 5 Clean and Press Left, Right, 5 Rows Left and Right or:

5 Burpees, 5 Snatches Left, Right, 15 Mountain Climbers, 20 2 hand swings, rest until the top of the 3rd minute repeat for 20 minutes.

300 WORKOUT:  I haven’t done this one in a while but I used to use a 35 and it was hard.  On YouTube, there’s a guy using a 24kg bell and completing it in under 12 minutes.  Here’s what you do as fast as you can with GOOD form.  25 V-Ups/Jacknives, 25 Snatches Left, 25 Right, 25 Pushups, 50 swings, 50 burpees, 25 Clean and Press Left, 25 Clean and Press Right, 50 Mountain climbers.  The total reps add up to 300.  The burpees are awful.  Do them in sets of 10 with as little rest as possible.

METABOLIC CONDITIONING:  This occurs when you engage your muscular and cardiovascular systems simultaneously.  This is done by performing complexes which is basically a string of exercises performed back to back with little or no rest.  Brutal for sure, totally.  Here’s one I got from Geoff Neupert a while back.

Perform 7 sets, 1 arm at a time,

5 one arm swings, 5 snatches, 5 clean and press, hold bell in rack, 5 reverse lunges, 5 one arm rows.  Switch arms.  Rest 3-4 minutes and repeat.  I did this one about a month ago with a 55lb. kettlebell.  It takes about 35 minutes and it really taxes your conditioning as well as your grip.  Pat Flynn of Chronicles of Strength has an e-book of a bunch of different complexes.  It’s free if not, pretty cheap.  I used a 35 single and double 35′s and have done all the workouts.  He names them after AC/DC songs and underneath one says “I’ll put it gently as possible.  This complex really sucks.”  After finishing it, I whole heartedly concurred.

STACKING: Dave Whitley has an e-book on his Irontamer.com website which is 101 Kettlebell Workouts.  There are circuits, EDT, GVT, 30 workouts under 30, Tabata Protocol workouts.  I think the jewel of it is the stacking.  If using a heavier kettlebell do it for reps, light bell do it for time.  You stack exercises so there are 5 rounds in each.  For example it would go like this:

Swing :30, Rest :30

Swing :30, Goblet Squat :30 Rest :30

Swing :30 Goblet Squat :30  Slingshot (Passing bell around your waist):30 Rest :30

Swing :30 Goblet Squat :30  Slingshot (Passing bell around your waist):30 Clean and Press L:30 Clean and Press R :30 Rest :30

Swing :30 Goblet Squat :30  Slingshot (Passing bell around your waist):30 Clean and Press L:30 Clean and Press R :30 Row L :30 Row R :30

Rest :90 Repeat 3-5 times.   This is tough.  He has 10 different versions.  I’ll use a heavier bell and do it for reps instead.

TABATA PROTOCOL: Pick an exercise and do it for 20 seconds as hard as you can, rest :10 seconds repeat for at least 8 rounds.  You can do this with pushups, burpees (good luck), body squats, goblet squats, swings, snatches, jump rope.  This is a great finisher at the end of a weight lifting workout.  It will really help boost your growth hormone.

Another great finisher is 5 rounds of  heavy one arm swings for sets of 15-20 L, R rest :30

A simple quick 10-12 minute workout would be

10 sets of 10 swings alternating with laddered burpees up to 10 burpees  which would look like this 10 swings, 1 burpee, 10 swings, 2 burpees, etc. up to 10

If you have 20 minutes and want to work on your snatching, do sets of 5 left and right, rest until the top of each minute.  Work up to 20 minutes.

Jump rope for 20 minutes.  Rest as necessary, pick up where you left off.

There was a workout on the kettlebellconnecton website last December where you aimed for 7000 swings in a month as well as each day you did TGU’s based on the day on the calendar.  You got 4 amnesty days.  It came out to about 260 swings each on the day you worked out.  If it was December 5th, you did 5 Turkish Getups on each side.  Sounded easy until you got to 31.  Didn’t try it myself.  I like a little more variety in my workouts.

Here would be a way to implement

Monday:  Stacking

Tuesday: 300 workout and Tabata workout

Wednesday: MetCon Workout

Thursday: Off

Friday: Circuit Training

Saturday: Jump Rope/Swings Burpees ladder

Sunday: Off

All these workouts can be done in under 45 minutes and a majority are under 1/2 hour.  You can even combine them on the same day.  All will make you incinerate fat.  Implement and execute between now and New Years and you’ll be one of the proud minority.