Basketball and 5/3/1 Update

They’re playing basketball….we love that basketball.  Kurtis Blow 1984.  Here is the video.  Just excuse his jerry curl and the 30 second Tropicana advertisement guaranteed to spike your insulin.

Big hoop weekend for my children.  The town of Douglas hosts a youth basketball tournament at the beginning of February vacation for kids ages 10-14.  It’s fantastic, each team gets at least 3 games over the weekend.  So I was able to attend/coach 6 games.  The competition ranges from poor to unbelievable.  My younger son’s team won a game 50-11 and my older son’s team got beaten 57-24!  The middle game for both were the highlights of the weekend.  Younger son scored 12 and had about 20 rebounds.  Older son was high scorer and hit 2 three pointers.  Had a chance at the rare 4 point play but back rimmed the free throw.  Oh well, it’s fun, both teams went 1-2.  My younger son’s team is in the playoffs and playing at 6:30 Thursday night.  What was funny about the 33 point tool shed beating was that my father coached for 2 years at the school that whupped up on us in the 1990′s.  They were terrible.  I went over to the other coach at halftime and asked where were these kids 15 years ago?  Good laugh and the guy actually knew my father as well as uncle.

We also had all star weekend as well as Michael Jordan turning 50.  First let’s discuss the NBA, which is the WORST product in sports.  I love the Celtics, and have watched them for 38 years.  I can’t sit through a game.  Last week, the Celtics and Bulls played a rock fight, I mean game that set the league back to the peach basket era.  At one point the Celtics shot 4 for 28 from the field.  A professional team shot 14.2% for a period in the game.  They somehow pulled a rabbit out of a hat and won 72-71.   My son wants me to take him to a Celtics/Bulls game for his birthday next year.  Huh?  Shell out $110 a ticket to watch that shit?  Meanwhile, at the same time this was on, the U was in a battle with Florida State, UConn was upsetting ‘Cuse.  Much better basketball.   Needless to say I didn’t watch any of the All Star game AKA the Black Super Bowl as Bill Simmons (before he jumped the shark) so eloquently stated.

In regard to Michael Jordan turning 50, can we stop with the superlatives ESPN?  Who’s better, Lebron or MIke?  Who cares?  You can’t compare.  Different players, different eras, different times, different game today.  Both are fantastic.  Who’s more clutch?  Tiger or Mike?  Ugh, pass me the remote.  Hopefully remote roulette doesn’t end up on the Grammys to watch the fruits from Fun collect an award for We Are Young, which I had nominated as one of the top ten worst songs of the summer.   At least Catch My Breath by Kelly Clarkson didn’t win.  To paraphrase one of her titles, my life wouldn’t suck if I never had to hear her sing again.  That goes with any Aerosmith, Van Morrison, ZZ Top song as well as Maggie Mae.  Speaking of rock,allow me to indulge in a couple of superlative;  Can’t You Hear Me Knocking by the Rolling Stones could be the most disappointing song in the history of music.  The opening riff by Keith Richards could be the greatest thing he’s ever done and that includes Satisfaction.  For two and a half minutes, it’s everything that defines the Rolling Stones.  Then, it goes into a 4 minute instrumentation coda with the saxophone and piano.  Complete snooze and disappointment.  Today on the way to the gym, I did what I always do, as soon as the coda starts, flick.

Anyway enough complaining on this frigid Presidents’ Day.  This week is heavy week for 5/3/1.  I took Friday and Sunday off, squeezed in a quick kettlebell workout Saturday.  Long Cycle Clean and Jerks with my 70′s.  10 sets x 3, followed up with one arm snatches with the 70.  6 sets of 5 on each.  Then some bottoms up presses and bottoms up walks with a 45.   Today was squat day, using 85, 90 and 95% of my 1 rep max.  Warmed up jumping rope for 450 jumps and stretched.  Britney’s I Wanna Go blaring through the Ipod shuffle.  For squats, I did 5 x 265, 3 x 280 and 4 x 295.  Nice and deep below parallel.  I had done 3 warmup sets before 265, but that set kind of stunk.  From there I focused on tension.  The 280 went up great and then the 295 did as well.  I stopped at 4 because i could feel something in my left side pulling/straining.  Why get injured?  I did 41 pullups.  7 sets of 5, 1 set of 4 and 1 of 2 as well as dips, 3 sets 16,16 and 14 and one arm rows.  3 x 8 with an 85, slow and controlled.  Finished up the workout with 11 sprints on the treadmill 12 MPH with an incline of 5.  10 seconds each, resting for 15 seconds in between each sprint.  Heart rate was 179 when I finished.   Off tomorrow and bench day on Wednesday.  My final set will be with 180.

Cycle 2 of Wendler 5/3/1 and the Blizzard of 13

I started cycle 2 of the 5/3/1 program last Saturday.  I moved my deadlift and squat max up 10 lbs. to 310, my bench press max to 190 and my military press to 135.  On Saturday, I did squats.  My last set I did 265 for 10 reps.  Monday was bench day.  Because the increase was only 5 lbs., you have to round/truncate the weights.  So my last set of bench was 160.  Last month, when I started, I did 13 reps with 160.  This time, I wanted at least 13.  I squeezed out 14 which is a personal record.  Knowing the storm was coming, I did my military press and dead lift workout on Wednesday.  On my last set of presses, I did 8 reps of 115 and for deadlifts, I completely blew a personal record out of the water.  I chalked my hands for some extra tack, used the overhand grip on my left hand, underhand on my right.  I did 12 reps with 265!  Using this formula, (Weight x Reps x .0333) + Weight = 1 rep max.  That came out to a 350 lb. max deadlift.  For bench it comes out to over 230 lbs.

The fourth week of each cycle of 5/3/1 is a deload week.  You basically do 40, 50, and 60% of your 1 rep max.  Instead of doing that, I busted out the kettlebells and did 5 x 5 for kettlebell squats 5 x 10 for deadlifts using 70′s and used 55′s and did 5 x 5 for presses and rows.  I threw in some snatches with a 70 as a finisher.   The back of my right shoulder has been a little ornery pressing kettlebells from the rack.  Using a barbell, it hasn’t hurt.  Yesterday, with the roads closed, I did kettlebells.  Instead of doing presses, I did the Long Cycle Clean and Jerk supersetted with Double Swing Outside the Knees.  So, I did a set of 5 clean and jerks, then a set of 10 swings with the 55′s.  I did 10 rounds of that.

Twenty eight inches of snow fell in the Blackstone Valley during the Blizzard of 13.  First off, we’re not going to follow the Weather Channel’s new stupid practice of naming winter storms.  For tropical storms and hurricanes fine, but not blizzards.  I had to go out and snow blow the driveway and paths to the woods at 8 AM for my dog Daisy.  She loves the snow but couldn’t get to the woods.  The electric starter on the snow blower fired it right up.  On my street, the wind blows from the north. so you have to shoot the snow with the wind.  Do it the other way and you get a rude awakening.  Here is what the front and the back of the houses looked like.  Yes those are two grills half buried next to the table.  Unfortunately, I had to blow the snow into the wind toward the house in the back.   HELLO!  Instant brain freeze/facial freeze.  It took me about an hour and a half to shovel and snow blow.  Then the plow came by and I had to do another round of blowing at the end of the driveway.  Well it’s done now.  Afterward, I worked out with kettlebells.  I haven’t done Turkish Getups in quite a while and decided to do 9 on each side with a 70.  The first couple were really tough.  I lost some of the skill  of doing them and to be honest I couldn’t wait to be finished.  Afterward, I decided to do 1 hand swings with the 70.  15 sets of 10L,10R in about 18 minutes.  Three hundred swings total.  Will be back at the gym on Monday for cycle 2 week 2 of 5/3/1.  The beauty of the workout is because you start off with lower weight, you build a pattern of success and are able to hit some personal repetition records early in the process.

Week 3 5/3/1 and Re-Enter the Kettlebell, Kind of?

I know, I ended the title with a preposition.  So, I woke up Thursday intending to take it off, (everybody take it off!) but I felt good and knew I would feel like I got hit by a bus on Friday morning after 10 PM soccer, so I went to the gym.  Zero degrees at 7 AM on the way to Bellingham.  It was my 5/3/1 day for Shoulder Press and Deadlift.  I finished the 95% shoulders with 125 for 6 reps.  Barbell shoulder presses are completely different from kettlebells.  I use a thumbless/narrow grip and stagger my stance.  A bell will allow you more range of motion.  I was happy with that, I figure, when I plateau on anything, it’s going to be the press.  For deadlifts, I did 285 for 5.  A personal record and I had maybe one or two more in the tank.  i used an over/under grip.  Left hand over right hand under.  I have never tried more than 275 so 1 rep would have been a PR.  It came up easy too. The deadlift is where all the kettlebell swings have greatly helped.  I don’t even feel a deadlift in my lower back.  My hip drive was excellent.

For a finisher, instead of doing sprints, I had them unlock a 35 lb. kettlebell.  In the aerobics room, I did a 10 minute snatch test.  The bells they have are Troys which I have for my 70lb bells.   Compared to my Body Solids, the handle is thinner and with more grit, which is to my advantage.  I did 230 in 10 minutes without putting the bell down. 4 sets of 25L,25R, 1 set of 15L,15R.   My shoulders started fatiguing around minute 5 but it went away.  i was pretty happy to last that long.

Yesterday, I took off.  Today at home, I decided to try the Mah Fah Kah complex.  Double Swings, Double Snatches, Double Squats, Pushups, and Rows, 15 reps apiece.  I used double 45′s.  I’ve done the Great Destroyer which is the same but with 10 reps.each.  No video, need to by a memory card for Tyler’s camera.  I didn’t get it.  Made it halfway through.  My shoulders were dead.  The swings were great, snatches good, holding the bells in the rack while doing 15 squats took a toll.  1:56 it took.  Rested 2 minutes and did 5 reps each of the rest.  I never would have finished the presses. The extra 5 reps for each movement makes it impossible for now with 45′s.  35?  Yeah, 45′s no.

Rested 15 minutes and then decided to try the 10 minute snatch test with a 45.  I did 5 sets of 10R, 10L in 4:52.  I put the bell down.  Wasn’t suffering, felt good actually, my hamstrings weren’t on fire, grip wasn’t bothering me, just didn’t feel like pushing it any longer.  Call me Tin man Flynn, no heart.  We’ll see what tomorrow brings.  More fooling around with the kettlebell than anything else.  The nice thing is the snatch form and the drop from the top are locked in right now.  My coaching friend has a Troy 55, I’m going to try to borrow it for a day and test.

Next week is a deload week on 5/3/1 so pretty much going to take it easy.  Probably throw some kettlebells in next week for conditioning.

I saw this on Tumblr the other day and thought it worth posting to my lady readers as well as a morale booster for the men.

Note to Women: The two-handed kettlebell swing is your friend.

Note to Women: The two-handed kettlebell swing is your friend.  From Alphahabits

You can follow me on Tumblr under Blackstone Valley Kettlebells if you like.

Anyway, I still haven’t picked up a kettlebell in almost 3 weeks and am kind of missing it.   I might do the Mah Fah Kah complex this weekend with two 45′s.  15 reps of Double Swing, Double Snatch, Double Clean and Press, Squats, Pushups on bells, Double Rows…without putting the bell down.  I’ve done this with 10 reps each, but add 50% volume and I might be hitting the utility sink in the basement.  I know, for sure, the worst part of this will be the cleans and presses.  Maybe I’ll film it just to see the misery I’m in when I’m finished.

Speaking of misery, the Patriots lost and the empty suit got sworn in again.  I was over the Patriots somewhere in the middle of the 4th quarter.  Better to get clearly beaten than lose a heart breaker, like the last 2 Super Bowls and the AFC title game to the Colts in 2006.  We’re getting used to it up here.  I was fine with it, my kids’ teams both won and my younger son scored his season high.  My older son’s team beat the town I grew up in.  I told the kids in the huddle before tip off that “losing to Marlborough wasn’t an option.”  They didn’t let me down.   We won by 8 and I was playing with house money at that point going into the Patriots game.   Hopefully the 49ers win, but I honestly don’t care.  I hate the Ravens, I hate Jim Harbaugh, but I like the Niners as a team.   I probably won’t watch it.   I’m done with football for a while.

Oh yeah, back to lifting.  So I’m in week 3 of Jim Wendler’s 5/3/1 program.  This is the week where you do 5 reps at 85%, 3 reps at 90%, and 1+ at 95% of 90% of your 1 rep max.  Monday was squat day so after warming up with some squat sets, and pullups, I did 255 x 5, 270 x 3 and 285 x 5, all below parallel.  I felt on the last set I left a little in the tank.  I probably had 2 or 3 more reps.  But, when I finished the 5th rep, I found myself lowering the bar back to the rack.  Threw in some assistance work with 3 sets of dips, 3 sets of one arm rows, 10,  10 second sprints on the treadmill with a hill grade at 5.0 and the speed at 12.0 and resting 15 seconds in between and I was done.

Took yesterday off as normal.  My older son is in the middle of mid terms in the 7th grade and they are doing algebra.  He didn’t know his study guide very well, so when I got home, we sat down and went through the whole thing.  Over 2 hours of simplifying equations, word problems, and graphing slopes.  When he went to bed at 10, I put together on separate pieces of paper  the same problems on the study guide, but with different numbers.  Went to bed at 10:45, and didn’t fall asleep until 11:20.  Was woken up at 12:45 by my golden retriever Daisy throwing up.  After cleanup, I was still awake at 2:30.  My mind was just racing last night.  Just completely wired and  overactive.  Alarm went on at 5:45.   More studying and complaining by him, more coaxing and frustration from me.  Drove him to school and went to the gym.  I wasn’t expecting much, believe me.

Opened up with a set of jumping rope, fast for 450 reps.  stretched and alternated 4 reps of close grip pullups with 3 sets of squats.  I did 10 x 135, 155, and 185.  Felt good and loose.  Today was bench press day, after a warm up, I was going to do 160, 170 and 175 for my 5/3/1 +.  I felt so good I did 8/3/1+ Sets.  Also alternated pullups between each set.  So it went like this, 160 x 8, 170 x 3, 175 x 8.  I did 3  x (11,11,10 ) sets of dips, and 1 x( 20 L, 20 R) long set of one arm rows with an 85 lb. dumbbell to finish off assistance work.

My lack of sleep and 25 hour fast yesterday caught up with me on the treadmill.  I only did 6 sprints and ran out of gas.  Friday will be military press and deadlift day.  However, I might move that.  I had a soccer game last Thursday at 10 PM.  Played 46 out of a possible 50 minutes.  I felt like I got hit by a bus the next day and I did my workout at 1 PM!   Another soccer game tomorrow at 10 so we’ll see.  So far so good on the new workout.

5/3/1 Update Week 3

NFL Playoffs, Ke$ha and the No Kettlebell Confession

Big win for the New England Football Patriots yesterday as they cruised to an easy 41-28 victory.  Gronk, unfortunately shattered his forearm again.  Before I found out he was hurt, I said I didn’t like the play.  The spiral of the ball spinning clockwise, naturally fades to the right.   A timing pattern on the sideline made no sense.  I’m not blaming anyone, I just didn’t like the call.  Saturday went as I hoped.  I saw Denver in Foxborough, Columbus Day weekend and they proved to be the pretenders I thought they were.  I’m glad Green Bay is out.  I don’t think the Patriots could stop Aaron Rogers.  I was rooting for Seattle because I like Pete Carroll, and the Falcons did everything they could to give the game away.  Matt Ryan is a rich man’s Tony Romo.  They won, but he shouldn’t be feeling good about the way he played.   The Boston College Eagle in him came shining through in that 4th quarter.  I want a Patriots/49ers Super Bowl.  I think the Patriots will beat them in a rematch.  Green Bay’s defense was so undisciplined.  Watching Clay Matthews playing right end and continuously taking an inside route to the passer, leaving the outside open.  Awful.

Anyway my Aunt came to watch the game.  She sold her house on Martha’s Vineyard and just bought a new condominium on the mainland.  She’s a lovely woman, but boy, what an opinionated liberal.  She’s smart enough to avoid the higher capital gains on the house by closing last year.  She was always on the cutting edge of music when we were growing up.  Big CCR fan, Elton John when he was great, etc.  Yesterday, she’s telling me how she LOVES Beyonce (disagree), Maroon Five, and adores Adam Levine (Are you kidding me?) and hates JLo.   Usually I just nod and don’t engage, being the lamb that I am.  Yesterday, I started by telling her a knock joke, courtesy of my kids.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Britney

Britney who?

Britney Spears

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Oops I did it again…  ;)

I’m really torn up about Britney and Jason breaking up and her leaving the X Factor.  He was concerned about her mental health.  Really Jason?  Did you think she could be cured?  Anyway good luck to the both.  As far as the X Factor was concerned, she wanted a 20% raise on her $15 million she was already making.  That’s $18 million for you all without a calculator.  She could barely form a sentence.  She seems like you have to wheel her to the stage, and plug her in.   She’s  working on a huge deal to perform in Las Vegas.  Why don’t I see that ending well?

I then proceed to horrify my Aunt by telling her that my favorite female singer is Ke$ha and in honor of her, here’s her top 5 best songs.

1.  Take It Off  As butt ugly as she is, when she urges you to take it off, right now, start stripping.

2. We R Who We R Just telling about the shit her and her girls do.

3.  Gonna Die Young  You can just feel the maturity in her singing and writing on the third album.

4.  Tik Tok  She stormed on the scene with this one, but it gets weak when she slows it down toward the end.  Loses points for the P Diddy reference.

5.  Blow and I don’t mean Cocaine.  Better than Your Love is My Drug.  Taking over, better get use to it.

I have a confession to make.  I haven’t picked up a kettlebell in over 10 days and probably am not going to for a little while.  I am currently doing Jim Wendler’s 5/3/1 program 3 days a week.  The goal is to increase your squat, deadlift, bench press and standing military press.  After these exercises, you do some assistance work and then some conditioning.  According to the author, who is a tattooed, motor cycle riding, thrash metal listening, beard growing  hardcore powerlifter, (sounds just like me!) if I follow this workout, I will move North of Vag or NOV.

So my workouts are looking like this.  On all 3 days I warmup jumping rope 450 times, stretch and do a little foam rolling.  Sets of 3-4 pullups are done between each set.  On Mondays I do 3 warmup sets of squats, and the 3 work sets with the last set going balls out.  Then I do 3 sets of dips trying to get 15 each time.  Pullups between those sets.  Then I do three sets of one arm rows heavy as I can for sets of 10.  I finish with conditioning by doing sprints on the treadmill.  I set the treadmill for 12 mph and an incline of 5.0.  I sprint for 10 seconds, jump off for 15, I’m up to 8 rounds of that.  Done.

Wednesday, warmup,  3 sets of 10 squats with about 50% of my 1 rep max.   Bench Press 6 sets 3 warmup, 3 work sets, last one balls out.  3 sets of Dips.  Pullups done between all sets of bench and dips.  1 set of Kroc Rows.  Take an 80lb. dumbbell and do as many one arm rows then switch arms.  I did 20 each arm last week.  Followed up by treadmill sprints.

Friday, warmup, 3 sets of 10 squats again same as Wednesday, then barbell standing military press,  3 warmup sets, 3 work sets.  Rep out last set.  Deadlift 3 warmup sets 3 work sets, rep out last one and finally some more dips and sprints to finish.  My goal for the dips and pullups is to do over 100 a week.  I’m also playing soccer on Thursday nights.  Right now, I’m pushing hard so I feel I need all the rest I can to gain strength.  I’m not worrying about my weight, which is hanging around 194/195 but I don’t feel thicker in the middle even though I’ve put on 10 pounds since the summer.  If I do kettlebells on the weekend, I just feel I’ll aggravate my shoulders. No need to go jogging.

The older I get, the more I’m convinced long distance running is a complete waste of time.  I’m not talking 3-5 miles, I’m talking over that.  It’s counterproductive because you’re releasing cortisol and in reality making yourself fatter.   I did 13.5 four years ago on 3 cups of coffee and a glass of water.  I was running a lot at the time and had one of those days where my legs had lots of spring.   I did 8.5 and turned around in the cul-de-sac at the end of my street and banged out 5 more.  The light headedness going up Rte 16 around mile 11.5 and the soreness in the groins and hips of the last 1.5 miles, cured any interest I had of ever doing a marathon  Not that I don’t respect people who do them, it’s just not my cup of tea.  Hopkinton is 7 miles from my house and I’ve never been to the start of the marathon.  My 73 year old boss has completed it at least 35 years in a row.  Great guy and just a machine.

I’m in week 2 of 5/3/1 and am enjoying it.  It’s different and everything works for 4 weeks.  So we’ll see what the future holds.  I still love kettlebells and think the are the best tool. I am just trying something different to stay fresh.

The Hall of Fame

This week the votes were counted for this year’s class of the Baseball Hall of Fame.  I love HOF talk to tell you the truth.  And after visiting the museum twice last summer, I have even more opinions on the matter.  My only regret was not being able to spend enough time in the plaque area.  It’s usually the last place you go to when touring the museum and my children were rushing me out of there.  There are a LOT of guys who shouldn’t be in.  Starting with Rabbit Maranville, Phil Rizzuto and Bert Blyleven.  With the dark cloud of steroid use and performance enhancing drugs over this year’s ballot, not a single player was inducted.

1994-2007 is considered the steroid era for baseball.  Always looking for an edge, players started using performance enhancing drugs to extend their careers.  Though I was ecstatic with the Red Sox winning two World Series, it had turned into slow pitch softball.  Diminished strike zone, small ballparks and juiced up players shattered what were great milestone numbers.  For example, in 1979, it was HUGE when Carl Yastrzemski hit his 400th home run.  Five hundred home runs automatically got you in.  This year’s ballot had players who were caught using PED’s or suspected and it was their first year on the ballot.

The Baseball Writers Association of America votes on the Hall of Fame candidates.  A lot of these guys completely over analyze a candidate’s career.  There has not been one Hall of Famer who was unanimously inducted.  There are some writers, who feel no one should be inducted their first year.  Hogwash! I say.  You either are or not.  Here is section 5 of the Baseball Hall of Fame’s qualifications

5. Voting: Voting shall be based upon the player’s record, playing ability, integrity, sportsmanship, character, and contributions to the team(s) on which the player played.

The key words here are integrity and character.  Now are there players in the Hall of Fame that were rotten human beings?  Yes, Ty Cobb for example.  However that doesn’t mean it’s right allow others in.  In regard to players that used PED’s, it affected the integrity of the game.  The, “well he was a hall of famer before he started using…” argument doesn’t hold water.  So, should Pete Rose be in because he was a hall of famer before he started gambling?  Or, the “everyone was doing it, so it was a level playing field…”  It doesn’t make it right.  So if you got caught, you’re out.  If you are suspected, in my opinion, you are guilty until proven innocent.

Anyway that being said, here’s my ballot.

IN

1.  Craig Biggio  Had 3000 hits and played three different positions up the middle.  Catcher, 2B and CF.  No doubt about it.

2. Jack Morris  Like Jim Rice, wasn’t a media darling which has hurt his candidacy, as well as a 3.90 ERA.  However, he pitched deep into games and wasn’t looking for the manager after a 6 inning quality start like they do today.  He has 3 World Series rings, and pitched a 10 inning complete game shutout in Game 7 of the 1991 World Series.  Also, had the most wins in the 1980′s.  This is a no brainer.

3.  Curt Schilling.  He’s had issues with his business, but was a top 5 starter for over 10 years and a fantastic post season record.  A bit of a blowhard, and his political views don’t lend him any sympathy from the liberal press.  But other than Randy Johnson, would you give anyone else the ball in a big game?

Out

1.  Roger Clemens

2. Barry Bonds

3.  Sammy Sosa

4. Mark McGwire

5. Rafael Palmeiro

See steroid use

6. Tim Raines   Great player, but played 23 years and didn’t get 3000 hits.  A stat compiler and a poor man’s Rickey Henderson

7.  Don Mattingly  Didn’t do it long enough, had 4 Hall of Fame seasons

8.  Dale Murphy  Had a great 5 year stretch

9.  Jeff Bagwell

10.  Mike Piazza

Bagwell received almost 60% of the vote this year and has never been caught using steroids.  However, in my opinion, if you didn’t think he used, you probably still believe in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.  Bagwell was a Red Sox prospect playing in New Britain in a park that was difficult to hit home runs.  He then gets traded to Houston in one of the most one way trades in history for Larry Andersen.  He moves from third to first base and becomes a fixture in the Astros lineup for over a decade.  The first part of his career, he plays in the Astrodome, which was a notoriously difficult place to hit home runs.

In 1992 he played a 162 games and hit 18 HR.  In 1993, he played 142 games and hit 20.  Good solid seasons.  Then in the strike shortened season of 1994, he plays 110 games and hits 39 HR’s!  Knocks in 116 runs and his slugging percentage is .750!  In an airport!  The closest he ever came to that slugging percentage was .615.  An absolutely monstrous season.  What changed?  Did he know what pitches were coming?  Here is Baggy’s rookie card and a mid career picture of him.  Men do fill out in their 20′s, however to fill out like this and not lose quickness is impossible without help.  Remember this is a fitness blog.  It’s hard to gain muscle.  Also, his career ended due to chronic shoulder problems.  He played 1st base, how does one hurt your shoulder besides diving into a base?  Guilty until proven innocent.

There have been rumors swirling for years about Piazza.  He used to have a ton of back acne and there were whispers from players, Reggie Jefferson for example, that he was on something.  Also, of all the positions, catcher is far and away the most demanding physically.  Between aching knees, foul tips, and sore hands you’re never healthy.  Also in the summer you lose weight and strength because of all the equipment worn.  Yet, Piazza put up huge offensive numbers despite this.  9 years of 30 plus home runs and year after year of 145 games plus.  Steroids help your body recover.  It just doesn’t add up for now.

So that’s my take.  Is it fair, no, but I’m neither naive nor blind.

                           

Top Ten Reasons Why You Are Not Receiving The Results You Are Looking For From Your Training Regimen

Happy New Year, I know most of you were hoping that I would get the 2013 blog world started off right by listing and analyzing the top 5 Ke$ha songs.  As groundbreaking and informative as that sounds, we’ll save that for later.

I decided on New Year’s Day to test myself and see where I stood in regard to my strength levels.    Here are the results

Tests

Push Press with One Clean with an 88.  3 left, 3 right.  Clean once, press 3 times.   I did this twice.  My left shoulder has been cranky lately.   Went for a strict press, alas, didn’t budge.

Double 70 Military Press 5 reps  These felt good.  I went for 6 but couldn’t quite move it.

Double 55 Military Press 11 reps  This felt light, really light to tell you the truth.  Didn’t go for 12.  Rep 11 was a little slow left 1 in the tank.

55 lb snatch, one hand switch.  26 left, 26 right in 2:29.  My 55′s handles are pretty thick as well as slick, no matter how much chalk I use on my fingers.  The grip wasn’t gone but fatiguing.  I didn’t feel like losing it off the fingers and hitting the floor.  Had, maybe one rep, or two on each side.  The funny thing was my wind was fine.

I also did kettlebell metabolic conditioning over Christmas week.  Using 45′s I did 3 of Pat Flynn’s complexes from his Birth of a Hero E-book.

The Great Destroyer Complex

Double Swing  x10, Double Snatch x 10, Double Clean and Press x 10, Squat x 10, Pushup on Bells x 10, Double Row x 10.  I own this complex, as soon as I got through the clean and press, I knew I had it.  The step up from this is doing 15 reps of everything and is called Mah Fah Kah.  Say it out, it will make sense.  I might try that with 45′s tomorrow.  There are 3 complexes in this book which I feel are much tougher than the Great Destroyer.

I also did a  12 minute complex where you don’t put the bell down until the 11th minute when you do a pushup in between each swing.  This one is definitely tougher.  Finally I did the Flynn Man Maker.  His name, not mine, which is a chain.  What you do is one rep of one movement, then go to the another movement.  Do that 5 times, add another exercise, do that 5 times, add two more exercises, do that 5 times add one more.  I rested between layers.  It’s hard because your moving your body as well as the bells.  Here is an example

Double Clean, Squat x 1  do this 5 times

Double Clean, Squat, Military Press x 1 do this 5 times

Double Clean, Squat, Military Press, Pushup on Bells, Renegade Row x 1, do this 5 times

Double Clean, Squat, Military Press, Pushup, Renegade Row, Double Swing x 1 5 times.

Not as simple as it looks, especially if you are using heavy enough bells.

I only went to the gym once over Christmas break.  My left shoulder was ornery from back squats.  The reaching back for the bar really irked the back of my left shoulder.  Since then I’ve been doing some flexibility work to increase the range of motion.    I went back into the gym on Thursday and felt great.  I squatted 265 for 5 sets of 5, deadlifted 255 for 5 sets of 5 with an overhand grip.  Did 175 lbs on the bench for 5 sets of 5 and sprinkled in 21 sets of 3 pullups between sets of the other 3 exercises.  My shoulder felt good.

Now is a great time to evaluate your workouts from the past year.  Are you making gains?  Or is it same old same old?  Here are 11 reasons why you are not succeeding and how to breakthrough

11.  Exercise Attention Deficit Disorder

You’re in the gym doing this program for the last two weeks making good gains, and then you see the homoerotic pornography dressed up as Muscle and Fitness on the newsstand.  In there is some article titled “6 Weeks to a Bigger Bench” so you switch workouts.  Three chest sessions in 3 days,and now you can’t lift your arms over your head because you’re not juicing so you have to switch to another workout.  So much and so forth.  Here is something I learned over the past 3 years.  Do a program, and no matter what, stick with it for 4 weeks.  Everything works for 4-6 weeks.  If not, then switch.  If it is working, stay with it or switch.  What’s one month of your life?  You’re not going to lose every gain you’ve made in one month.  Every year there is a workout challenge with the kettlebell.  One getup each side for whatever date it is, and 7000 swings.  It’s unbelievable to me how many people start it and quit, around December 19th.  I did it last year and quit the getups on the 28th, due to a staph infection in my right knee, but finished the swings.  My wife has completed it twice in 3 years.  The tone in her arms and abs after doing 31 getups on December 31st is fantastic.  She did run as well, but kept her strength program simple.  Simple, but not easy.

10. Lack Progression

Have you set a goal for yourself?  Are you challenging yourself?  For example, do you try to do an extra rep each time?  do you up the weight?  If you run, do you try to do 3 miles faster this time than the last?  This is called progression.  The key to success in fitness is to keep challenging yourself.  Sure, there will be days when you feel great, then days when you won’t.  You don’t have to make gains every time, but, are you consistently moving up each month?  Or you can’t even remember last week’s workout?  And the reason you can’t is because you…

9. Don’t keep a workout journal

If you run a business, you have an accountant keep the books.  Otherwise, how do you know if you’re successful or not?  Same with fitness.  You need to measure what you are doing in order to progress.  You can also put in, your weight, hours of sleep, mood, etc.  For example, while doing Escalated Density Training, I remember in the spring of 2011, getting 30 double 70 military presses in 20 minutes.  I remember that for me at the time, that was a big number.  When I did it again in the fall of 2011, my first day, I did 32 reps and at the end of 4 weeks, I did 39.  Measuring can tell you what works and whether you are improving or not.  You can do it online, or as I’ve been doing for over 2 years, on a steno pad.  Both sides of paper almost full!

8.  Too Much Cardio

The key to burning fat is build muscle.  The more muscle you have or try to obtain, the easier it is to burn fat.  Many people go in to the gym, get on the treadmill, or elliptical machine for an hour and call it a day.  You think, “wow, great workout!”  Right?  Wrong!  Cardio, while good for the heart, does not build muscles.  After a certain amount of time, it becomes counter productive because the body releases cortisol, which will keep you fat.  The scale may be moving in the right direction, but the body fat percentage may go up.  We’ve all seen runners who do 35 miles a week with a spare tire around there waist.  This is why.

7.  Not Enough Strength Training

Lifting weights helps build muscle.  The more muscle you have, the easier it is to burn fat.  It helps protect your bones and muscles and helps you with body mechanics.  You won’t get bulky, having too much muscle is akin to having too much money.

6.  Not Lifting A Heavy Enough Weight

Well congratulations, you’ve made it to the weight room!  What did Woody Allen say?  “80 % of success is showing up?”  Alright, let’s make it 100%.  Taking that light weight and doing sets of 12-15 reps is not the best approach to building strength or toning.  Once you’ve warmed up and have the form locked.  Add weight and try to do between 4-8 reps.  Don’t go to failure, leave one rep in the tank.

5. Doing the Wrong Exercises

When you walk into the gym, sometimes you are overwhelmed with the number of machines they have.  Or when using kettlebells, the number of exercises you can do.  Unless you’re a body builder here are the only exercises you need.

a.  Any type of squat or lunge.  These will hit your quads, glutes, as well as abs

b.  Any type of Deadlift or kettlebell swing.  For your hamstrings, upper back, grip/forearms and abs

c.  Pullups and Rows for your back and biceps.  Can’t do a pullup?  Use the assisted pullup machine or bands.  Can only do 1 or 2?  Do a set of 1 or 2 in between sets of everything else.  Your biceps and abs will be sore as well.  For rows, do dumbbell, seated, barbell, t-bar.

d.  Military Press will give you shoulders like cannonballs and strong triceps.  I prefer standing military press using kettlebells.  It’s easiest on the shoulder and is a full body press

e.  Bench Press.  This is a total body movement if done correctly.  You should try to drive your feet through the floor while pushing yourself away from the bar.    Will also develop your triceps and shoulders.  Other great exercises for the chest are Dips and Pushups.

Leave the leg extensions, cable curls, tricep kickbacks to others.  Use free weights if at all possible.

4.  Rest

You don’t need to workout more than 4-5 days a week max.  You get strong on your days off and rest also helps heal those nagging injuries.  I notice with rest, I’m less stiff, sore, and stronger.  Workouts, in my opinion, should never be over an hour and if you are doing it hard enough, 3 days 45-60 minutes a week is ideal.  Or 4-5 at 30-45 minutes

3Ego

You didn’t pay for two memberships; you paid for one.  Yours.  Leave the ego in the car.  No one cares what you used to bench with your mullet and Hampton Beach 1989 tank top with Mr. Brownstone blaring through the ghetto box.  What can you do now?  Are you making progress now?  For example, Jim Wendler, one of the best powerlifting minds in the country has a book called 5/3/1.  The purpose of the book is to help make long term gains in the gym.  The exercises are the bench press, deadlift, squat and military press.  He recommends doing 4-5 week cycles and basing the weight off 90% of your 1 rep max.  After each cycle, up the weight 5 lbs for the presses, and 10 for the squat and deadlift.  The key is to make continuous slow and steady progress over the long haul.  He is constantly questioned with why 90%?  I used to do this weight can I base it off of this?  Or how about I base the weights off my true 100% 1- rep max?   Sure, you can, but when you plateau in cycle 2, you’re going to either have to go back ward or quit.  Ego leads to poor form which leads to injuries.  I knew a guy from Marlborough 20 years ago.  Good kid, but his father didn’t call him son because he was bright.  Strong and well built, he’d walk into the gym, see what everyone else was doing and throw 10lbs. more on.  Atrocious form, and numerous times. he’d get stuck.  Buried under the bar.  It’s amazing he’s still alive.

2.  Form

I wasted 20 years of weightlifting, using the wrong form.  I’ll guarantee you 90% of the people in the gym do it wrong.  Here’s an advice to the XX chromosome readers in the audience.  Don’t feel intimidated about working out in the weight area.  Be flattered you’re being admired and realize that most of the guys don’t know what the heck they are doing.

That being said, form is an important key to strength success and prevention of injury.   The same as pitching mechanics for a pitcher, grip and golf swing for the golfer, etc.  Strength is a skill.  For example, do a bench press.  Are your feet digging into the floor?  Are you squeezing your glutes with your back arched and your butt on the bench?  Are you packing your shoulder by flaring your lats and pulling your shoulder into the socket?  Are you crush gripping the bar?  When you press are you holding your breath or exhaling very little while pressing it up?  If not, you’re doing it wrong.  Want to make gains, learn the proper form.

1. Diet

You can be a complete animal in the gym and be committed.  But if you’re diet is lousy, you’ll never reach your full potential.  Here are some tips to clean it up yet, live a little

a. Eliminate sugar.

b. Try to really limit white enriched flour products.  Bagels, white bread, pasta, most cereals

c. If you are going to drink save it for the weekends and in moderation.  (No more than 3 or 4 a night)

d.  Prepare your own meals.  Buying lunch is one of the single biggest financial as well as dietary wastes in my opinion.   Brown bag it.  Everyone has 15 minutes.   Try to avoid takeout dinners as well as going out to eat every week.  Plan for the whole week.

e.  Have a treat once a week.  Doughnut, bagel, potato chips, pizza.  We’re not robots

f.  Fast.  a 24 hour fast once or twice a week does wonders.  It cleans out the toxins, burns fat, gives your digestive system a break.   It’s only skipping two meals.  It saves money.  Feeling thin and fitting in clothes feels a lot better than that sweet.

g. Workout in a fasted state.  Growth Hormone is the key to burning fat.  It is highest when you are sleeping, fasting or exercising.  By exercising in a fasted state, you are doubling up production.

h.  Eat protein as well as fat.

i.  Try and get your carbohydrates from natural sources such as fruit.

Good luck.